I’m gonna lay my cards on the table and say I fucking love sex. Actually, I’m a complete and utter addict that considers big bouncing tits as my medicine. If I could have a hooker every night of the week I would, but I’m a broke-ass bitch that’s lucky if I get one once a month. That’s why I’m always on the hunt for the next best thing, and I think I may have found it.

It’s called augmented reality sex and it basically means you can enjoy sexual experiences with life-sized virtual holograms of hot girls. I got the chance to experience AR sex recently and I was pretty blown away by it, and that was before any actual fucking took place. Just the fact that I had a life-sized top adult star performing in my living-room was enough to make my dick stand up to attention. I could have fired a dick bullet at her right then but I held back so I could cum in her virtual ass.

After a few minutes of watching, the banging began. Obviously, the disappointing part is that you can’t feel her juicy holes sliding up and down your dick or her tits buried in your hands. But the visual aspect of it is un-canny. And the best part about it is, you’re not having sex with any old skanky girls that come your way, your banging the best in the business. I’m talking Suzy Gala, Vanessa Cage and many other top adult performers all dying to give you a good old ride.

If there was ever a time in history where I’d want to be alive, this is 100% it.